24/7 Drainage · Every TW Postcode
Blocked drain?
We're weirdly excited
to sort it.
The drain nerds of the TW area. We answer 24/7, arrive fast, and genuinely love the jobs everyone else dreads. Price agreed before we start, always.
- 24/7 · 365 days a year
- Local to TW
- All TW postcodes
- Price agreed up front
Don't panic
What to do right now
While we're on our way, these three steps stop most of the mess.
- 1Stop adding water. No taps, no flushing, no dishwasher. Everything you pour in has nowhere to go but up.
- 2Skip the chemical unblocker. On a full blockage it just sits in the pipe and makes it hazardous to clear.
- 3Call us. You'll get an honest ETA, a price before we start, and calm instructions for anything urgent.
Why call us, not the other ten
Ten drainage ads on Google. One of them actually loves this job.
We answer
A real person picks up, 24/7. Not a voicemail, not a national call centre.
We arrive quickly
Local to the TW area, typically on site in 60–90 min. You get an honest ETA on the phone.
We love the disgusting stuff
Blocked drains, fatbergs, tree roots, blocked toilets. The jobs others dread are genuinely our favourite.
We quote before we start
The price is agreed on the phone or at the door before any work begins. No hidden extras.
All TW postcodes, one number
Twickenham to Brentford, Staines to Richmond. No "sorry, out of area".
01 / What we sort
If it involves a drain, we want to see it.
Tap a service for honest prices and details, or just call. Same number for all of it, day and night.
Blocked Drain
Water backing up, gully overflowing, that smell creeping in? We clear blocked drains fast, at the source, across every TW postcode.
Prices & detailsCCTV Drain Survey
A camera down your drain and a plain-English report of what's really going on. For repeat blockages, house purchases and landlords.
Prices & detailsDrain Jetting
High-pressure water jetting that strips grease, scale and roots off the pipe wall. The deep clean your drains have never had.
Prices & detailsDrain Repair & Relining
Cracked, collapsed or root-damaged drains fixed properly. Relining repairs the pipe from the inside, usually with no digging at all.
Prices & detailsBlocked Toilet & Sink
Toilet won't flush, sink won't drain? High panic, low judgement, fast fix. We're weirdly delighted to deal with it, 24/7.
Prices & detailsMeet the Drainiac
The only person in TW who is genuinely pleased your drain blocked.
Every trade has one: the person who loves the bit everyone else dreads. Ours narrates CCTV surveys like nature documentaries, rates fatbergs out of ten, and once named a toy dinosaur pulled from a Whitton drain. (Trevor. He's fine.)
Here's why that matters to you: enthusiasm shows up on time.Someone who finds your blocked drain interesting doesn't groan at a 3am call, doesn't fake-sigh at the "bad news", and doesn't pad the bill to make the misery worth it. The jokes are for the drains. The arrival time, the fixed quote and the cleanup are dead serious.
- Funny about fatbergs, straight about facts
- Never a joke at your expense
- Plain English, no jargon without a translation
New name, no reviews yet, nothing to hide. Drainiacs is a new brand for the TW area, so you won't find years of stars here. What we can promise today: a real person answers every call, you get a price before work starts, and the first reviews will appear here the moment real customers write them. Never invented, never borrowed.
02 / Areas we cover
Every TW postcode. One number.
Not a national lead-broker. Local drain people who know whether your street is Victorian clay or new-build plastic.
Blocked drains, town by town:
- Blocked drains Twickenham
- Blocked drains Richmond
- Blocked drains Hounslow
- Blocked drains Feltham
- Blocked drains Ashford
- Blocked drains Staines
- Blocked drains Shepperton
- Blocked drains Sunbury
- Blocked drains Hampton
- Blocked drains Teddington
- Blocked drains Whitton
- Blocked drains Isleworth
- Blocked drains Brentford
03 / Before you call
The questions everyone asks while standing in the water.
How fast can you get to me?
We're local to the TW area and typically on site within 60–90 min. When you call we'll give you an honest ETA for your street, not a call-centre guess, and tell you what to do while you wait.
Do you really answer at 3am?
Yes. A real person answers 24 hours a day, every day of the year. Drains don't keep office hours and neither do we. (Between us, the night jobs are the interesting ones.)
What does it cost?
Most blocked drains run £90 to £180, blocked toilets and sinks £80 to £160, with out-of-hours visits from £150. You get a price before any work starts and it doesn't change afterwards. No hidden extras, ever.
Do you cover my postcode?
If it starts with TW, yes: Twickenham, Richmond, Hounslow, Feltham, Ashford, Staines, Shepperton, Sunbury, Hampton, Teddington, Whitton, Isleworth, Brentford and everywhere in between. One number covers the lot.
Is the drain my responsibility or Thames Water's?
Roughly: drains inside your boundary serving only your home are yours; shared drains and sewers beyond the boundary are usually Thames Water's. We'll tell you honestly on the phone if it sounds like their job, because a free fix for you is a fair answer from us.
Can you fix a broken drain without digging up the garden?
Usually, yes. Relining repairs the pipe from the inside and covers most cracked or root-damaged drains with no excavation. We survey it on camera first so you decide from evidence.
Your drain isn't going to unblock itself.
Call now. We answer, we arrive, and honestly, we can't wait to see what's down there.
24/7 · 365 days a year · every TW postcode